“Waaaaaaait a minute... We dont need Police or PCSO`s.. We just need the Dark Spartan or torbay.. ”
“WOW great role model. Life on benifits to fund drink and drugs. Brilliant :) ”
“Nothing wrong in plastic police. Altho they do tend to melt in the summer sun. ”
“Great OLD news paper. Well worth £1...NOT ”
“So calling 101 is not free, unlike 999 that is free? I know what one i will call. ”